I am fond of lemminators

Me too, thanks.

What Would Jesus Do? Flip every fucking table on the planet.

Got a vasectomy. No kids. Let the nukes fly. I know yall deep down want it because that is more easily imaginable then a world not run by oligarchs.

There is no rivalry. Lemmy is for everyone. That includes people who live their lives in different ways. Ways that you disagree with. This is a good thing.

Proud of you my son/daughter/offspring.

Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

Shrimp is shrimp

I will never get to space because I keep restarting. Stuck on the dumb dirty planet forever.

Remarkable. Thank you for sharing your setup.

Hey its me, Unity’s brother.

> Greentext

> Looks inside

> Lemmy

4chan on Lemmy?!

Youre probably having sex with the wrong gender. Go give the other team a try. Worked great for me. Dont need to get hard to bottom.

Jimmy deans breakfast sausage in a tube sautéed, drain grease well, fry hot or sweet peppers plus onions in the pan. Mix in a crock pot and put on low till its melted. Then keep it on warm.

Big dippers

Socially acceptable suicide

I touch myself during the day because a dick in my hand is super fucking hot. Usually its not mine but if thats all I got, I gotta get it.

A lot of the places use to much mayo when they mix and it ends up mayo sauce. I’ve heard good things about cutting down the mayo with sour cream though.

Im a double dipper because I never share my tendies