Why’d you leave your keys upon the table? 🤔
Why’d you leave your keys upon the table? 🤔


If this sounds eerily familiar to you, you might be coming out of denial about the US or other foundationally corrupt countries with big propaganda budgets.


Into the mouth of Johnson, who chokes to death on it.


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the Deck’s GPU appears in the results as “AMD Vangogh”
I bet it’s EXCELLENT at rendering sunflowers!


But I have little confidence genzennials will actually vote. They just talk about it on social media because they can then complain how they’re getting fucked by Boomer politicians
Dude. 18-29 had the highest turnout of any age group in the primaries. ANY. It’s right there in the first paragraph of the summary at the top of this post!
Turns out that, when you give young people someone inspiring to vote FOR (rather than the Republican Lite garbage candidates the DNC prop up that squeak by half of the time on votes AGAINST someone even worse), they’ll show up and support that candidate with their votes.
But I have little confidence you will actually change your mind about reflexively dismissing them, though. You’ll just talk on Lemmy about how they can’t be counted on and that it’s their fault that the Dem leadership sucks.


No agreement with Israel is worth the typing it takes to write it down. The only government entity in the world that lies more than the IOF is the diplomats of the Israeli government.
Not even the fascist kakistocracies of Trump, Putin, or Orban are as unworthy of trust as the West’s favorite Apartheid regime.


Cool! I’m looking forward to tips om how to nuke the Great Lakes, revelations about the Grand Rapids murders allegedly not committed by Jamie Loftus, and the Hello Fresh cannibalism island!


Last I heard, Gwen Stefani had custody of it 🤷🏻


Basically, Cuomo is doing WORSE than when he lost the primary in a landslide and Curtis Sliwa is doing as bad as ever, but the billionaire-owned media is in denial and hoping that Mamdani will magically lose if they keep wishing and gaslighting hard enough.


True. I’m not sure what’s worse: them meaning it none of the times (as you’d expect), or this weirdness being sincere and honest every time.
Ok, I was wrong. The latter is DEFINITELY worse 😬😄


And the crappy one you’ve only used when none of the better ones are available, at that 😄


Depends how Mormon he is, I guess 🤷


being a good, respectful president working for true world peace would get him there
That would be a first in a number of ways…
Romeo + Juliet? 😬