Nope. Those are illegal in Mongolia. Floors too.

That’s why Nightwish have never played there.

#MongoliaFacts #FloorJansen

The streets of Paris?

Oh, you said miNing? My bad!

I’m guessing that the accumulated shedding did extensive damage to the equipment AND the owner and/or journalist overstated the damage 🤷

I’m pretty sure that’s just the inevitable consequence of decades of under-regulated capitalism and cronyism letting the arms dealers set their own prices and conditions.

Personally, I consider the most bloated military in the history of the world not being able to expand or even replace its flotilla a huge win though, regardless of the reasons 🤷

Yeah… We’re always getting all of the corporate dystopia and little to none of the cool futuristic tech 😮‍💨🤬

you will oblige me to call out, “Stop there! Your theory is confined to that which is seen; it takes no account of that which is not seen.”

We stan a polite and precise, yet no less scathing for it, trash talker 😄❤️

That’s pretty much the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” of his age

Nah. If Huckasands back when anyone was still pretending that the Mango Mussolini is accountable to anyone didn’t scare people off it, nobody will.

She’ll hook up with Steven Mnuchin’s cousin

I’ll have you know that John Oliver is happily married!

President Pete Buttigieg

Sweet merciful FSM, no!

Yeah, it must be quite jarring to go from this badass

to Kiwi Trump in just a couple years!

Depends on whether or not you consider shorts to be pants. Personally, I do 🤷

It was a hypothetical thought up for laughs 🤷🏻

A racist trying to make it look like he was the victim of a hate crime. That’s a Mississippi state flag in front of him, Confederate version.

Depends on the industry.

You’re absolutely right, I didn’t consider that.

Certain parts of the music industry, and politics too.

So basically most female Wimbledon contestants?

I meant that saying “just do cocaine” to every tired looking coworker is probably inadvisable.

NOT familiar at all! Nuh-uh!

I like that the amount of pleasure he provided them with dropped sharply after his death. The opposite would have been troubling…

Pro tip: if that’s also your reaction every time you see a coworker looking tired, saying so might not be a boon to your continued employment 🤔

Idunno, probably some Purdue Pharma reps that would have preferred another source of income too 🤷🏻

Yet another thing that’s straight out of dystopian fiction to the point that it wouldn’t surprise me if that’s where they got the idea.

The plots of ALL such movies, shows, and books must be kept away from cops and billionaires, lest they inevitably find it inspirational and copy it.