I can’t tell if your username is more ironic or sarcastic. Your post is pure garbage though.

I was 8. Lost a tooth at my grandparents house and my grandpa chose to wait until after sunrise to take the tooth and return some tooth fairy treasures. I first asked for confirmation that the tooth fairy was not real. He nodded. I considered that for a second and then followed up with “and Santa?” He nodded again, I shrugged and went back to sleep.

I kept the secret until they asked directly and just didn’t lie. They seemed to have turned out fine.

Maybe I’ll start using my space height on my tinder.

Does this cover what you’re asking for, I hope it does?!