I C D C!

Hey judge, order AI companies to delete THEIR illegally-scraped data.

The US Democratic Party knows how to handle the US Republican Party. I’m sure things are well in hand. :/

Patch notes: “Made the app a little worse just to keep things interesting.”

Equal price-gouging for all.

Minecraft Worlds got canceled pretty quickly.

Probably returned them with an empty tank, too.

What part of illegitimate police force do these people not understand?

ICE goes around disappearing and murdering innocent US citizens for fun and someone walks up and says, “Oy, you got a permit for that?”

No, I don’t think they do. Run away while you still can.

I don’t play Terraria, not my skill set. But I’m happy it’s still going after all these years.

And the Southern Baptist Convention membership list.

“I am the one who meows in the night.”

“I am the one who leaves tiny puddles in the kitchen.”

Why wouldn’t it be? It’s meant to run all the software written for C64.

Literally, the new Commodore 64. Comes with a book that teaches you Basic.

Any street-facing windows should always be shrouded by curtains or shutters. Don’t let anyone passing by just see into your home.

In a sane world, no.

In this world, yes.

The FBI is doing their best Alanis Morissette impression, because this case is about to be Under Rug Swept.

Tony Hawk, the Skyrim of athletes.

Personally, the older you are when you do graduate, the more impressive it is.