Garlic salt is what I use on anything when I don’t wanna think about it but want it to be delicious. Black pepper to finish most things.

Wallet back right, phone back left. When I sit down, I pull it out.

applause with your mouth

Did we forget the word “cheering”?

Consciousness exists. This implies that either consciousness is some emergent property of sufficiently complex interconnected systems, or it’s some universal force that complex interconnected systems “channel”.

If it’s emergent, it seems less presumptuous to assume that the most complex interconnected system of all, the universe itself, would develop consciousness. That universal consciousness might as well be called “God”. If it’s a universal force, it might as well be called “God”. Anyway you slice it, a universal consciousness seems inevitable from a sober metaphysical analysis.

Lots of people have ascribed lots of culturally specific attributes to the universal consciousness which are obviously quite silly. The core statement that “I am that ‘I am’” is really the only meaningful attribute we can identify.

Grab em by the face bones

Is this a Monster Factory reference?

Buttery males

Oh sure not just for injuries, in fact I only very rarely use them. But I’d wager that anyone who is dissatisfied with the depth of D&D 5e on this one aspect is probably similarly dissatisfied on others. The initial draw for me, for instance, was the extensive Skill list and detailed character creation.

Frankly I think the “fiddly” reputation is overblown. Sure, if you try to use every mechanic from the beginning then yeah it’s a lot. But the basic Success Roll mechanic is dead simple, arguably simpler than 5e. If you start with the basics and only add more complex stuff as you want/need it, it’s really not that fiddly.

You could add a bunch of homebrew mechanics to D&D. Or, you can do what I did and switch to a system that incorporates that kind of granularity from the start. GURPS has tons of rules for these kinds of injuries.

I dropped this /s

Had a bidet going into the pandemic. I’d bought a big (grocery store big, not Costco big) package sometime before the runs. I’m still not quite through that pack.

It’s called a dialectic.

May nothing ever fall between your car seat and the center console, my brother 🖐️

I try to make a habit of double checking, since most of my typos are Swype autocorrect to a different real word.

Preach. The other night I caught myself feeling envious of my wife’s dainty little fingers while she was typing away in bed. With normal screens, every time I need to type something that’s not in the swype dictionary I have to use my pinky like a stylus.

If you look at my history and notice that so many of my comments are edited right after being submitted, 9/10 times it’s because I had to fix a typo.

I’ve got a theory that Bigfoot sightings are frequently just people who dropped out of society to live a primitive life in the woods. In that case yeah, basically.

Depends. Daily commute is discovery, just grinding through unheard stuff and adding stuff I like to playlists.

Long trips are mostly prog rock, long track times and constant variety help keep me awake and stimulated.

“Truff”

Oh it doesn’t, it’s a hot sauce and one of the ingredients is also black truffle

Classic black Truff sauce. The black truffle elevates just about everything I put it on, and the heat has depth instead of just being heat.