That’s no attempt, that’s instant death.

Sure! All you need is a small loan of a million dollars.

sperm hehe

Took me until high school to realize bonjour=bon jour=good day. My brain just about exploded. Worldview destroyed.

I spent >10 years of my youth playing a sport competitively. I don’t think I ever watched a professional game to completion. Unlike pretty much all my teammates, I just could not have cared less.

Play the sport myself? Fun, sure! Watch someone else play? Uh, why?

I think it’s great that people enjoy watching sports. I dunno why but it just bored the hell out of me.

And get fucked if you cannot drive for one reason or another in a car-dependent city/sprawling amalgamated mess.

damn, you might get me back on Windows if it feel like that 🥴