Imagine, I got a 7 day ban on Reddit for saying it would be funny if someone stole an ICE dick’s car and left him standing there with his little mask.

These guys deserve so much worse than being stranded like that. And Reddit is ri-god-damn-diculous.

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

Does that exclude steam deck users?

Zoomers can’t be bothered to spell Nvidia correctly. I wouldn’t let ‘em install my drivers either 🥲

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.

That place is becoming more and more of a shithole. Bots, Ads, trolls, garbage mods… deleted the app last month.

“Yeah, y’see? That’s what we do with kitties who don’t listen” “meow?”

Missed opportunity to coin the term “Aitheist” Fools.

This caught my eye as well. Haha. Some people are constantly looking for a machine to rage against.

Dude is a great decision machine. Someone should make him preside- oh. 😕

Mr. “When you’re famous they let you grab ‘em by the pussy” Dickbag Trump? No way he’d do this!

He ran on shit like that and got voted in. Fucking twice. Country’s fucked.

Did they mean piece of shit prize?

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Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it come for you.

“You guys! It’s for research, you guys! C’mon, you guys! Jesus really needed me to do this important research, you guys!”

Quit cheating or split up. It’s not complicated.

Oh. Well that’s a… drag.

I’ll see myself out.

Banned Redditors? 🫠