What does the sitch look like at the moment I’m from the other side of the world. Are they doing well in the polls etc?

Titlegore but yeah I would hope that landed straight in the bin to be honest

Yeah looking back this is going to get its own chapter at least, if not its own fucking section in non-fiction / history / American history

Rip

Good point somebody make a note of that

Fuck putin, fuck oligarchs

Oh no! Anyway……… 🚙

Heey I didn’t think they’d eat my face

I mean yeah, except for the fact that the wife is now ‘detained with ice’ which doesn’t sound like a good time

Well, that was stupid wasn’t it

🙏

This is the fucking thing this is the fucking thing

Jeeeeeeezus fucking Christ

“The tube is full of Arsenal fans, Drayton park is closed and the pubs are full of home fans. Is there an Arsenal game on?”

Fuckers going to be arguing with you all the way to half time “bro if they call the game off now it technically won’t have happened”

If it looks like a duck walks like a duck quacks like a duck then it’s a fucking duck

Pretty obvious sabotage imo

Yeah I kinda like the tradition of terrible photographs on Wikipedia tbh

Trump take egg :,(

What colour is that then maybe a nice light tiffany blue?

Oh look - more fraud. You know, from the fraud guy famous for committing fraud all the time.

I fucking hate this melon guy, you know