It’s probably shit

If I make a typo, I try to keep as many of the letters on the page as possible - no need to throw them away and use new ones. Waste not.

That’s like, not a good thing dude

Jesus fucking h Christ the actual state of the nation rn rip / lol / fml fuck fuck fuck

Sure just make sure the gangplank is wide enough to fit the clown shoes right otherwise you could fall off and lose your bag of silk handkerchiefs etc

Yeah looking at the situation it was pretty reasonable to assume he was dead. Refusal to allow any meetings, threats of gang violence etc. Obviously good to see he is still alive, honestly great job by the senator for actually getting to see him in person.

Yeah this is the headline to be honest. I kinda assumed he was too thick so maybe it was somebody else’s idea but whatever. Looks like that was the play afaict

Because the product is shit, obviously

What does the sitch look like at the moment I’m from the other side of the world. Are they doing well in the polls etc?

Titlegore but yeah I would hope that landed straight in the bin to be honest

Yeah looking back this is going to get its own chapter at least, if not its own fucking section in non-fiction / history / American history

Rip

Good point somebody make a note of that

Fuck putin, fuck oligarchs

Oh no! Anyway……… 🚙

Heey I didn’t think they’d eat my face

I mean yeah, except for the fact that the wife is now ‘detained with ice’ which doesn’t sound like a good time

Well, that was stupid wasn’t it

🙏

This is the fucking thing this is the fucking thing