And the popcorn stand for spectators. Very important.

Better splats. 🤷

I like the way you think, get them to terminal velocity.

Good. Make it hurt.

I want to see CEOs from the sky.

Yes, but humanity likely won’t be around to see it. It’s a ways off.

Pro Plus 365

No. Fucking. Shit.

Put it in a box with a cat, a vial of poison and a decay timer that releases the poison. Obviously.

Edit: Just what is this downvote supposed to mean? Someone get me a box.

Blue fingers and mouth from eating blueberries.

Have you ever eaten a real blueberry like ever? They’re purple, sometimes almost red, but they aren’t actually nor have they ever been blue.

That’s absolutely NOT the way to get help. Dumbass.

It still is.

For ten years, and they can’t restructure it away.

It was a video interview, I remember watching it the same way you watch cars keep crashing in to each other in a freeway accident during an ice storm. They’ve done a good job of retconning it away.

/c/leopardsatemyface

I could understand 2016. I can forgive 2020.

I can’t do either of those things. Anyone who paid the least attention should have known he was crazy 60 years ago if not longer.

He used to tell a tall tale about how he lived in a cardboard box in the street in NYC until someone gave him a $5 bill which he invested to build his “empire” (his preferred word for it at the time). I can’t possibly be the only person to remember that ludicrous bullshit.

🤦‍♂️

Let me hold my breath waiting for something actually meaningful to be done about it, more than a “cost of doing business” protection payment.

Victory Gin and Victory Cigarettes are from 1984. The specific context of this image I’m not sure of.