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Or a rock? Or paper even!

Meh I’ll wait

I don’t think food and water would be the issue at that point

Simpsons did it

What

Yea that’s why I love America you can walk into any school with a contagious disease and there ain’t no law sayin ya can’t!

Did you see them scamper like rats when he fired the shot

Based

Blah blah blah! 🧛

They won’t release it because it has names of other countries leaders so they get to do whatever they want holding the release of the files over their heads. Like look my people don’t care that I’m a pedo they won’t impeach me. But if you try and stop us from invading other countries we WILL release the files with your names in them

There’s a dirty joke in here somewhere

It’s YUUUUUUUUGEE

Had to check if this was an onion post or not

They become borgor