dream_weasel

Depends how much money you have.

Why would you buy anything at any price?

You will definitely get food poisoning if you eat a 45 year old sandwich.

Some sane things I guess, but a whole shitload of weirdly judgemental folks in the thread.

I’d rather hear people be proud of something dumb than be a whole entire shitwagon calling them idiots… But maybe that’s just me.

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You get a plate and 2 pieces of bread. Peanut butter one piece, jelly the other, then stick them bread-side-up to the plate. Consume with a knife and fork like a civilized person.

After you top both pieces with Swiss cheese and ketchup of course.

Nope. Those are autistic waters.

Indian Jeff Goldblum

I can only remember hearing that once as a child.

It was in the context of “If you don’t give me XXX or do YYY I’ll just call the police / CPS and have them come take me away!” when I was maybe 8 years old.

I don’t know which of us said it, but dad’s response was something like “Well ok, you do what you have to do, but just remember all your stuff–your toys, your clothes, your video games–that’s here was bought for my kids with my money and so it stays here. And you still have to deal with me and the house rules for as long as it takes them to get here.”

Needless to say, no agency was ever called (and never needed calling in the first place).

I also can’t conceive of a circumstance to assert property rights over my kids’ stuff in my day to day life. Like, what, give me your tablet because I’m bored and it’s actually mine? Sounds pretty juvenile.

Act blue is awful anyway.

Ah got it. The family made sense but friends were confusing me: the “they” refers to your spouse, not the friends in question.

Weddings and funerals.

This was me as well.

Seems like some people might not understand how BIG families can get if you have one or two or 3 generations in a row with more than 6 members.

Our impromptu Easter this year was 85 people and it was just family.

Why are you doubling the second time? Are you suggesting that you need to invite +1 guests for the friends of your friends for some reason?

Edit:

Aha. “They” is the future spouse not the friends you’re talking about. Duh.

If they can reasonably be made into fuel… I suspect middle class people could go to Mars in the very near future!

🎉

You’re thinking of ferrets or sea cucumbers it seems like.

You were right, one of those instances doesn’t exist anymore. I present to you my instance and keyword blocklist:

My community blocklist is too much to share.

I assume it’s your presumption that animal names means wanting to fuck animals that’s leading you astray.

Are yiff.it or yiffit.net not instances anymore? Maybe I’ve been here longer than I thought.

I started with the yiff ones but you do you. My block list is pretty extensive.