HelloThere

Be the change you want to see.

Pop pop!

The lack of PsyX cards is upsetting.

It’s excellent

Lie about having bone spurs.

Romeo and Juliet is a comedy, not a tragedy.

Two teenagers thinking their first crush is worth literally killing themselves in the dumbest scenario imaginable, I mean come on!

Fake London strikes again.

We had a tremendous office culture in the 1950s.

If you were a middle class white man, sure.

Tl;dr women are humans, talk to them as humans, and maybe they’ll be up for making another human with you.

This comparison is ridiculous as they are completely different. This isn’t about talking to other humans, it’s about trying to establish a romantic relationship. It isn’t a tautology that to date someone you had to speak to them.

Having spoken to someone a little bit before asking them out for a date is very standard behaviour in every environment outside of locations where people are there specifically to find a romantic relationship (be that just sex, or more), like a bar, tinder, speed dating, etc.

It’s like, don’t just approach a woman in the office that you’ve never spoken to, and ask her out. It’s very unlikely (but granted, not impossible) that she wants to go from total strangers, to starting a relationship with romantic intentions, with someone she also has never spoken to.

But, if you’re making a coffee and she’s there too, be friendly and talk to her. Ask socially normal and typical questions like if she had a good weekend, and if so what did she get up to. If she’s receptive, keep talking to her. Once this has happened a few times, and she’s engaging with you - rather than just being polite and trying to get away ASAP - then ask her out. This doesn’t have to take a long time, it could be as quick as a couple of days, if you’re getting good responses from her.

The weird guy with the really ill fitting suit?

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/redirect-mobile-wikipedia/

It would be nice for someone else to take the spotlight in the clown show.

Sincerely, the UK.

The privatization of the UK rail system was a blatant cash grab

Absolutely

by the house of lords.

Er, wat?

Well this is dumb as fuck.

Same goes for shellfish - unrefridgeated it can go nasty quickly, and if you live in a hot environment that’s gonna be even faster.

Hey friend. Remember, I did say when we last spoke that you can reach out it you fancy a chat, before you told me to go fuck myself.

Offer still stands.

Sup?

Enjoy your King, fellow subjects.

Is that it?

Or, who.

That’s kind of you to say, thanks.