Batman bin Suparman

Careful. While funny, you’re running dangerously close to being sucked in.

If an intern (or damn near any employee) can be in a position to single handedly take down that scale of system it’s not the intern that should be fired - it’s the architect that baked that kind of weakness in the first place.

Maybe he should run for office? With a resume like that I bet he could at least score a seat in the house of representatives

Like eating out a mermaid’s cloaca.

Maybe our guy is just a corpophage and that option is all upside.

Have fun spelling shit out for the product owner.

Sincerely, A product owner