I think all of that could be aided by putting the stick on a small ring, and then putting that ring on your larger key ring. Might help it not stick out as much

No, I think that’s literally the point of the post. Insult the character, not the body. It dilutes your point

Right, I think the post is specifically trying to say that calling them insecure is fine, assuming things about their body can be bad even if you think it’s an asshole who deserves it. Like you already came up with a more creative and apt insult anyway, why throw body shaming into it?

You either really missed the point of the post, or are real bad at being funny. Least nuanced takes on the platform

… Did you even read the article?

How do we really know that’s a giant watch, and OP didn’t just get a bunch of miniature tools to trick us!