I watched that Coyote whatever his name was that gets bit by bugs on purpose, but then he click baited me and didn’t get bit one video. It was a short and sweet relationship and it could have kept going if he just let the bug bite him a little bit.

So just humans and ghosts with wifi then.

Bro… It looks like you are already at the “this drug I take has magic properties” part with talking about time dilation and mental hard resets. So, I hope getting up is easy when you fall down.

I know DXM use and abuse is effective in preventing a strong career and stable life. That cough suppressant was actually an Air Force career suppressant for a dude I used to know.

Typically games that let me be the killin’-est magic man or woman I can be. Making tornadoes, ice spikes, and raining meteors in Dragons Dogma is amazing. Calling down space lazers or being gerbil Emporer Palpatine in Biomutant was fun. Painting the screen blue with lightning in Diablo 4 was a good time, and painting the screen red with lazers in Diablo 3 is fun. Skyrim, I have played to death being as magical as I could be. Dragon Age: Inquisition kind of bummed me out with how strong Knight Enchanter was compared to the others, woo a ghost sword I guess.

God I hate that stuff. I remember playing The Division and doing tens of thousands of points of headshot damage after billions of bullets to those shotgun dudes who insta-kill you no matter where they shoot you.

Since I just learned the word jocular right now, my answer is Jocular.

Damn, lol. He might need to show this to his friend also.

So you caught a moth in a mason jar? I heard on the internet the other day that some moths don’t even have mouths, they just live to bang. I’m sure you’ll think of something.

I feel like, maybe, you just watched Pandorum. As long as we don’t let Dennis Quaid drive the ship, we should be okay.

There aren’t enough upvotes to go around. So a few unlucky souls have to be downvoted. The problem is only going to get worse unless we downvote half the population. Randomly and dispassionately of course. Those who survived could experience an internet with bountiful upvotes, never a complaint about the lack of upvotes or the presence of downvotes. We just have to downvote half the population.

Yes, but only on a case by case basis and at really weird times. Just walked into Walmart? Give the greeter your left shoe, but just you no one else has to. Next guy at the gas pump filling up? Cash payment and pants for his petroleum blessing. Wendy can’t sleep? Time for her to gift her mail to her neighbor, how nice.

As for the why. Just for funsies.

Punishnent for refusal? Anxiety about not performing the action. Works on OCD people. I can’t imagine the global population will resist for long.

I block and never talk to the nazis.

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever…

-Michael Scott

I pick Douglas MacArthur three times. If I remember correctly he was pretty pro nuke. I don’t plan on winning, but you’ll always remember me losing.