This sounds like a plausible thing that actually happened.

Kind of seems like a contradiction

They don’t care. There’s no point in calling conservatives out on hypocrisy. Only a very small number of them will give a shit, and those will be the ones who were already having doubts.

A tip: “You got me, I actually [complete opposite of what I’ve been saying for the rest of this thread]” is typically sarcasm.

My dude, I’m as autistic as the next person on this website, but even I gotta say: You will not make it on the internet if you don’t learn to recognize sarcasm.

At this point it’s clear you’re just trolling.

At some point you have to take responsibility for your own actions.

You got me, I don’t give a shit about the environment, unlike you, the biggest tree-hugger in the world.

Oh, well, if others are worse then I guess you’re not doing anything wrong.

If you know there’s going to be a traffic jam at 5PM on the I-Fuckit, aggravated by your presence, is that not intent or, at the very least, gross negligence?

At what point do carbrains become liable for destroying the environment?

This would solve so many problems.

Nah. Someone lamenting that the world is unfair and needs to change does not need to be reminded that the world is unfair.

What’s the benefit of leaving your house?

Everyone knows that, though. So what’s the point of saying it when someone is trying to make things more fair?

“Grow up and live in the real world” / “Life’s not fair” / other thought-terminating cliches used to shut down anyone who wants the world to be a better place than it is. Like, I fucking know it’s an unfair place. The whole point is that I would like for it to be less unfair.

Pay a human to draw it for you.

It has the letters in a grid! It’s unintuitive at first, but one you get used to it it’s pretty quick.

ThumbKey on Fdroid

It’s not random! The placement is based on letter frequency.

Mostly Thumb Key, but I’m trying out Heliboard right now thanks to the recommendations here and it’s pretty nice. I haven’t used a good swiping keyboard for a while.

Same, actually.