I linuxed a $50 Chromebook & I use it to do sketchy shit that I don’t want to try on my main rig. “Hey, I found a flashdrive at the park! Let’s plug it into the ChromeBurner”!

Dead Cells

Hades 2 should be right around there as well

Mass Hysteria!

So far ahead of the curve with the Isekai Sci-Fi Dystopia…

I always bring this one up in the “so bad it’s good” conversations

I spent a couple years DD’ing Puppy from a flash drive after a critical failure in the boot sector of my main drive that I couldn’t repair, reformat, or partition around.

Used puppy to transfer some files I could still get to on the drive and then just… Stayed. Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution!

What’s Brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

I’ve heard “if it were raining titties, I’d open my mouth and catch a dick.”

Please be AI slop… Please be AI slop…

Ah, fuck. It’s real… 😣

Looks like a screencap from District 9 or some other Sci-Fi movie

Definitely not my case.

I think there a smaller list of things I’m not interested in than things that I am.

But if you’re not installing updates to patch out a zero day, the vulnerability is still there.

I know it’s not technically a flower, but I feel like Blossom counts

With basic ammo it won’t, but a shotgun is versatile, and I’ve seen custom ammo that is definitely a warcrime by pretty much any metric.

The sound of someone racking a 12 gauge is enough to make most people stop dead in their tracks and evaluate their life choices.

Yeah, right when you get a rhythm and think you have things figured out… WHAM! Hurfle in the chest/shin/kneecap ohgodwhyamiupsidedown Game Over!

I don’t think he’s going to be able to outrun the dementia for too much longer

Zero tolerance rules are so dumb. I told my kid if someone hits you, fight until I get there to pick you up since you’re going to get suspended anyway.