Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.

You can get EOL Chromebooks for around $40-50. Who cares that they don’t get security updates when you’re not using ChromeOS!

Right in your price range, and now it’s a portable all-in-one package.

I remember having a good time with broken age back in the 360 days. Reminded me of Maniac Mansion.

I got an EOL Chromebook for $50, dropped Mint on it & use it to run a 3D printer instead of a raspberry pi.

If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you’re going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon

I think Cassette Beasts pulled off the Pokemon gameplay format without making anything that Nintendo could try and sue over.

The guillotine got applied to the economy instead of the… Proper target…

Finding a way to import a BYD to the US == Deported to El Salvador

“Fruit of the poisonous tree” is how I’ve always heard this one; don’t know if that’s the actual legal term or not.

I’d enjoy my Epson Eco tank printer more if it wasn’t trying to constantly update firmware, apps, drivers, etc.

I’m not setting up faxing. Stop asking.

The fact that you can follow along & offer a different perspective counts for more than you think, because it shows that you understand.

The worst is the people who think they’re the smartest person in the room, don’t understand what anyone is trying to explain to them, and insist on doing everything their way.

I’ll 1 up you and go with Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux started-- like Tracy Ulman & the Simpsons.

Says it “allows” for grandfathering, so I bet they pick & choose who’s a criminal and who gets a pass.

I use the Samsung rotating lock screen, with pictures set to landscapes, desserts, and animals.

Get about a dozen pics of each that change every 2 weeks or so. About a month ago there were a bunch of pictures of tropical fish that were all labeled “Swan”, which was way funnier to me than it should have been.

I had a phone that ran on Nokia’s Symbian OS before I got my first android. I kinda miss it.

Having a space to go where I can pull off the mask of “normal functioning human” for a bit.

Popcorn & eggs are where I test spice combinations.

If you want to get really illegal with popcorn, go for lemon pepper, sea salt, and a splash of cinnamon sugar.

It seems like swearing on the Constitution should be mandatory.

Raisins in cinnamon rolls is the true crime

If it leads to housing prices dropping, I’m good with ugly.

My guess is they never read any of it, but heard the Democrats were voting “yes” so they voted “no” purely for opposition.