I think they must be pushing back on the term “extortion” in the title, when it’s really “harassment“. I don’t think they implied that it’s fine, just that the title was not representative of the actual story.

Am I talking more slowly? No, it must be time that’s wrong.

Oh no, how will I ever download Ubuntu oh wait I’ll just use the torrent like always

Who fucking cares if Ubuntu’s website is down?

Oh for sure, I could’ve spent an hour dissecting all the AI flags in that post.

Yikes, this whole post feels AI generated. Lots of LLMisms in every paragraph.

• No disk writes. No races. No KASLR bypass needed. Works reliably across Ubuntu, RHEL, Amazon Linux, SUSE — basically every major distribution built since 2017.

• It’s not flashy memory corruption. It’s elegant. It’s reliable.

• No C2 callbacks needed. No noisy exfiltration during the blackout. Just quiet persistence and lateral movement inside the isolated network.

It’s not just Lemmy. The whole world is being flooded by ever increasing quantities of shit, and filtering through it efficiently is decreasingly easy.

Because some of them are civilians. You can’t choose where you are born.

Israeli soldiers don’t have an excuse though.

Only creepy because they’ve taken off the mask now. They were stalking you before, they just were more quiet about it.

Trump is so childish that “ur dumb” is his most common comeback when someone does something he disapproves of. How can anyone take this guy seriously?

They have attention to detail, just not the right details. It’s super easy for them to get lost in a never ending train of tangents.

It’s worse even than that. The server software (released by Anthropic) that lets an AI connect to a web service has a critical arbitrary remote code execution bug. So if you even let an AI connect to you, you’ve now allowed anyone to access your whole server.

There is no excuse for this other than wild incompetence.

Laser marking seems so obvious to me, no waste, no input materials. I wonder if that reduces sales though.

Thousands of bees? That’s less than one tenth of a single hive.

We believe the class of safeguards in use today sufficiently reduce cyber risk enough to support broad deployment of current models

Bahahaha, are they serious? It’s trivial to jailbreak any production LLM

Imagine being the most wealthy country in the world, moving your manufacturing out of the country, rebuilding your economy around R&D, then cutting funding to your education and research organizations. It’s absolutely insane. There’s nothing left in the US to keep its relevance.

Taking the best of both worlds (lol) doesn’t put you in the middle of the two things, it lets you surpass them.

How this didn’t shake people’s faith in Trump blows my mind. He’s clearly one of the dumbest people alive.

Do it, give the world another reason to migrate to renewables!

It’s a finger under heavy magnification, if you’re not joking.

If you are, it’s because they wanted to demonstrate how e-fish-ient their new technology is.

Haha that picture shows one on a finger. It’s literally half the size of a single ridge of your fingerprint. Like a speck of dust.