sheepishly
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Dev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamic
14·4 months agoReminds me of that story of someone having connection issues based on the phases of the moon finding out it’s because the rising tides were lifting someone’s boat up and blocking line of sight…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•clob is opensource this is the future
9·4 months agobut it’s my daughter and i love her
Neuro-sama…
don’t just m-dash
chat gippity
Given that the AI models are basically constructing these “blindly”- using the language model to string together html and javascript without really being able to check how it looks- some of these are actually pretty impressive. But also making the AI do things it’s bad at is funny. Reminds me of all the AI ASCII art fails…
Oh this sounds like my kind of entertainment…
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cats@lemmy.world•I thought her paws were pure white, until I spotted this little black tuft
6·8 months agoOh that’s a cute. That’s a very cute
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Programming@programming.dev•No, you don't want to hire "the best engineers" — I think this might be the meanest thing I've ever written.
4·9 months agoAs a not the best engineer who is looking for a job I heartily agree
I thought the joke was going to be Kurt saying he doesn’t have a gun and then shooting himself…
god I just want to sit in the middle of that crowd of cats and make kissy noises at them and have them occasionally acknowledge me and accept skritchies
Works on my machine…
I feel like the end result of tree shaking would be the image here https://fedia.io/m/programmer_humor@programming.dev/t/2547352/CSS-Gardening
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Greentext@sh.itjust.works•84 year old grandfather joined a message board
2·11 months agoSo based
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cats@lemmy.world•He looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
27·11 months agoGive him a sock. Let him be free
Yeah that’s me
Just take a picture of the mirror bro
I’d be happy to take a lowpaying job or even an unpaid internship just to get my foot in the door, but even that doesn’t seem to help.
What related fields are you thinking of?