You’d think so, and while you’re right that the people at the top make way too much money, docking their entire salary at a large district like mine would only be enough to fund maaaaaaaaaaaaybe just under 5% of the schools in our district. And then you’d be left without leadership. If you cut everyone in my pay scale, you’d have enough to fund all the schools and then some, but you wouldn’t have teachers, custodians, tech workers, etc.

But here’s something interesting: during the pandemic, since athletics funds were already allocated and athletic events were cancelled, we were allowed to use those funds as we saw fit within the district. Suddenly, we were able to feed every student and staff member for free. Yee haw, welcome to Texan education…

I hope Musk accuses them in court of entrapment. I wanna see the rich moron try to outsmart the poor morons. Everyone will lose, but it’ll being some levity to our death-knell.

💰 This could be yours!

I believe you owe me some money

No, I checked. Turns out it was mine, not yours.

How awful! That disembodied hand threatened, smacked, and clawed at that kitten within itches of its life!

Give Furryosa a good little pet for me. (:

because of the fact that Nicusor Dan came out as president

That’s one hell of a transition! Guys, I’m coming out as a hunky billionaire!

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Shit. I guess it only works for people who are sincere about their identity and want others to treat them in the way that feels respectful to them.

This is definitely still about presidents /s

Step 1. Find a bajillion dollars

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

I just reported a question, not because of the content of the question but because the buttons were formatted strangely and clocking on them caused the question to refresh. It was about cassettes vs CDs.

Other than that, this is pretty fucking legit. What a simple, fun, useful tool! And I mean simple as in “easy to explain,” not “easy to make.”

Thank you for sharing!!!

ETA: I just got served either the same question twice (with a different question between each time), or found duplicate questions. If the same question twice, I’d be concerned about individuals skewing results. If a duplicate question is being submitted, it might be helpful (albeit slower) to run word matches against strings and then check the IP address of the submitter (if you record that) on anything with over 90% match and then let that user know they’ve already submitted this question.

Don’t mind if I do! 🍴

So don’t delay, fuck now, supplies are fucking out
Fuck now, if you’re still alive, six to eight fucks to arrive
And if you fuck more, there may be a tomorrow
But if the offer’s fucked
You might as well be fuckin’ on the sun

Trans women are hot, in case that reads as though the shame is correct. It’s not.

That’s the most woke toxic masculinity ever. Good job?

Edit: apparently it’s not and I’m completely wrong. I’d like to apologize but I’m not sure which part was offensive. Probably the whole thing. I’m just gonna shut up now.

reckless endangerment of a child, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct

Oh shit, we gonna start arresting cops?

Define “loved ones.” Some relatives who I used to respect did vote for this.

Whoa whoa whoa. I might be in Texas, but I certainly didn’t vote for this administration. Yes, I have boots and yes I use the straps to pull up my boots, but I also recognize and vocalize that no one can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and furthermore that some people can’t even afford boots.

Wish for something more localized, like bigot-eating wolves or racist-seeking lightning.

That sounds super real and super dangerous!!!

You’re not wrong. People tend to tune me out when I speak that formally, and I made a decision a long time ago to always write how I speak.

That being said, you should hear my corrected version of Land of Confusion.

This is the world in which we live
And these are the names you’ve given us

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

Pope Yippee ki-yay

It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!