Aliens: “Aight, fuck this planet. Let’s never visit again.”

Don’t worry! They will side with gun control groups very soon!

Netflix about to greenlight that story.

Wonder how long it will be until they start getting robbed. Most drivers are immigrants who won’t be able to legally purchase a firearm and won’t have mechanisms in place to keep the cash secure.

Cops see fellow cops start rioting at the Capitol: “Hold up guys! They are on our side.”

Cops see libs start to peacefully gather legally at Capitol: “Let’s bust some fuckin heads! IDF style!”

What in the tech world isn’t broken? Besides older consoles and computers disconnected from the internet.

Pffft, Trump doesn’t need South Koreas $350B, Zuckerberg just whispered he’d give Trump $600B.

The world will likely never know for a few years. Just like those innocent North Korean fishermen wiped off the face of this planet because they used flashlights to see.

Author: points out how Bluesky is not decentralized.

Also Author: only points out how people are arguing about how Bluesky is decentralized.

Author: Mission Accomplished.

Well I’m not having sex with it… (Stares at Roomba)

Next week Facebook will layoff a couple thousand workers and then the elites will see the markets tumble and be like “wtf America, why are you doing this to yourself?”

I’ve been trusting them for years. It’s a miracle that they were able to setup a webcam I’ve never owned in my life and have it filming where I always go to spank one out.

Where are all those commenters who said the NRA is anti LGBTQ?

All those Tesla drivers who claim to “hate Elon” or are “anti-Musk”, you paid for this pay package and there is no denying it.

You’ll need to be a fortune 500 company in order to be compensated.

I’ll be releasing 15 fold shortly, hold on to yo butts!

There was a convicted criminal now representative in my state that has a YouTube video out of her firing an assault weapon. She was the lead sponsor of the bill that banned assault weapons in our state. On top of that because of her past convictions it is illegal for her to be in possession of a firearm.

It only makes sense if you don’t look at the shit show behind the curtains.

That’s the way I play. Like 2-4 games max on my storage. Each one is a different genre, I play it until I finish then uninstall and move on to next game.

I pretty much said the same thing about my own experience then was downvoted to all hell and accused of being a boomer who caused all this. Wth is wrong with people, no wonder we can’t escape this shit no matter the generation.

Pretty much. Some people here seem to be having a hard time with reality.