LMFAO

eltoos up! i’m still figuring all this shit out

oh, there aren’t ninja edits here. so, edited to add the “i’m still…” part

and that part

and this part

oh no! won’t somebody think of all those elderly snowbirds!? they might end up in gitmo! hah, who are we kidding? they’re white!

Kill him. I’m Canadian. Come at me.

that’s exactly the ideal! i know it feels weird these days to upvote something you don’t like, but it isn’t about what you like. it’s about what you’re showing approval for to the next person.

I don’t know if you like music like this, but it made me smile so why not share? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW48BueSJzo

that’s my optimistic projection, i don’t see it going any better anyotherwise.

please stay. we need your doots. this is freedom from reddit.

i agree with the other person who replied.

yo - upvote it if you think it’s worth it for other people to see it, whether you agree with it or not. it might spark a debate. it might sway opinion. but either way, voting for visibility is the best thing to do on a SMALL forum like this. Appreciate lemmy while it’s still small!!!

AND fwiw - your upvotes should probably not be monitored. that would just be a huge dick move (sorry, it took me a sec).

to me, it’s one of those by-products of legalization that led to a quality of life improvement for us hoser ents.

you can try

I’m just really really disappointed in Time. Like, you had ONE JOB.

I won’t mention on the “bullets didn’t work” comment. But have you ever heard the word “yet”?

The guy is threatening to annex my fucking country. If you have problems with me wishing harm upon your self-proclaimed conqueror, you can eat my leaf. (not you specifically, of course)

God bless the dexterous

You must have passed on the roach then :P

I really, really, really hope that one day your country - whichever it is but i can assume - finally legalizes it federally. i can’t imagine what kind of fucked up legal shit yall have to deal with these days. Here in Canada, it’s now being seen as one of the best things our government has done recently.

it’s also why it’s changing now! i don’t know about the US, but here in Canada we sell a lot of pre-rolls. They tend to have longer (paper) filters, and they’re easier to hold like one would a cigarette. most people i see here smoke joints like they would a cigarette now. still looks kinda dainty, though :P

Reddit crashed on Monday because Hoffman thinks he can fuck with investors like a trillionaire can. Do I need to put the clap hands in between all the words, too?

There HAS to be news that’s not being covered about shit like this. I refuse to believe that in a country of nearly 400 million people there aren’t a few with good sense

Shit’s getting biblical now, jeez… you’re eventually gonna end up with the Whore of Babylon. no one will do business with you. and it couldn’t be happening in a more openly stupid and blatant way. “America’s Champagne industry”. like, come on. but it’s by design! they’ve been dumbing people down for decades now while pumping them full of American Faith. it’s scary, because we’re ALL about to find out what happens when we let one country get so fucking powerful. How do you claw back the football now?

BAT FACTS!

The scientific name for bats, Chiroptera, is from the Greek cheir = hand + pteron = wing, or “hand wing.”

oh jeez… someone please grab that domain before they get any ideas…

i know this may sound counterintuitive, but just look at they way they changed their minds about electric cars.

When the President of the United States says this shit, is it okay now to say - as a Canadian - that I wonder why more Americans aren’t trying to kill him yet? Like, what the hell is going on? HE IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.