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Cake day: February 21st, 2024

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  • Just bring back those big beautiful Steam Locomotives from the old black and white westerns. It is something we’re considering, the concept of ‘locomotive.’ Nice two-inch side, solid steel. Not aluminum, aluminum that melts if it looks at a car sitting on the track. Starts melting as the car’s about two miles away.

    I am a very aesthetic person. I don’t like some of the trains they’re doing aesthetically. They say, ‘Oh, it’s fast.’ That’s not fast. An ugly train is not necessary in order to say you’re fast.

    -@RealDonaldTrump





















  • Next Week, after watching OAN, Newsmax & Fox:

    He gazed up at the enormous face. Eight years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath that orange bronzer. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two whiskey-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved The Trumpster.