Just found out and believe me, people are VERY upset that the Nobel Peace Prize is NOT transferable. Amazing. After all the peace, the deals, the HISTORIC calm (tremendous calm, many people are saying THE MOST CALM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD), they say ‘sorry, rules are rules.’ Meanwhile Obama gets one for showing up. Didn’t even DO ANYTHING! I finished wars, avoided wars, brought about peace very strongly — NO PRIZE. If it were transferable (like common sense says it should be), they’d be sending it over immediately. Very unfair system, very political, very Scandinavian. RIGGED! SAD! I should have a prize for each of the 8 WARS I SOLVED. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

-@RealDonaldTrump

came here to see this

mother (leader) of 3 (gang of domestic terrorists), poet (writer of terroristic propaganda) and new to the city (targeted the ICE deployment)

-Ice Barbie

Pika pika

chuuuu

Whew! I was worried about all of the l33t h4x0rz creating havoc and mayhem with their radical tools of mass cyberdestruction.

sudo apt full-mayhem

She has no expertise

That’s a prerequisite for this administration

Pseudonyms used by Donald Trump:

• John Barron
• David Miller
• David Dennison
• Red Acted

Next up: motivational symbols

If Trump can’t schmooze in a gaudy gilded hall and get bribes, he just might not make the nation secure.

Wouldn’t liberals cheer Robe Reiner?

So he is saying he believes a MAGA killed him for being anti-Trump?

[yes I know his son is alleged to have done it, unrelated to politics]

Let the ketchup fly

Bless the maker and his water

Dude needed more fiber

But we’re the HOTTEST COUNTRY IN A VERY LONG PERIOD OF TIME, MANY PEOPLE SAY HOTTEST COUNTRY IN HISTORY