Please take this for the dark joke it is but as someone who has been in Corporate IT for 25 years, congrats on losing your job!

When you die and reach the pearly gates is God really gonna be like “yeah I see you missed your kids soccer games but man in 2024 you really got those deliverables done for your work!”

Amen brother.

Meh. It’s more finding the person that compliments you. Your SO should compliment you so your weaknesses are less pronounced and likewise you should do that with your SO.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

I sent this to my GF because it aligns with our relationship and works great. She reminded me to call the dentist to get my root canal done and I know she’ll remind me again when I invariably forget because I hate dentist but love dicking her down.

I’m thankfully OoL enough but I guarantee there are some AI backed crypto out there which is so deliciously awesome given the double down on smoke and mirrors.

Seriously the stock market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

People are idiots.

Is there a consensus there’s an AI bubble? Sure?

Can anyone predict what will happen? LOfuckingL

I’m in the socialist hellhole Canada and my day is spent chasing away genderfluid canvassers trying to convert me and my kids to they/them and then when my kids get to school they’re forced to have group sex led by cross dressers!

/s and really sad the state of the world I have to put that

LOL

Damn… I’m apparently way OOTL. All I knew was that Notch is a shitheel

I’ll give it a look thnx

MultiMC in the house!

Boofing them

I will laugh so fucking hard if America bends over while that happens. To be clear I bet they will but I hope I’m wrong and they finally grow a spine.

People are weird. I’m not excusing behaviour but in some situations of chaos I’m in control and directing so long as it’s work. Outside of work in those situations I can have a tendency of flailing my arms not knowing what to do.

IMHO it’s bad but people who leave the scene it should be attributed to human nature the larger concern is after they calm down if they turn themselves in. That to me should be more judged upon.

That said, people, if someone is hurt don’t leave the scene!

You mean þretentiousness 🤣

And it will never not be funny

Nah I’m sure this will get finished

I feel like they could have called CoD Points something other than CP. 🤣

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