Maurice: ‘To my right, heh, to everyone’s right in fact, we have congressman Alex Shrub; the youngest state congressman to ever be elected by Vice City and now a respected man in the capital. Mr. Shrub got elected because he has great hair and says things that make you nod your head. His campaign appealed to the wealthy because he set all of us at ease by confirming, “It’s okay to be rich, as long as you say you care about the children.” Mr. Shrub, welcome!’
Alex: ‘That’s not entirely true, Maurice. My campaign also appealed to the poor… who were too stupid to understand what I’m saying, so I held up pretty pictures and then I gave out candy bars to appeal to their most base insticts.’
Maurice: ‘To my right, heh, to everyone’s right in fact, we have congressman Alex Shrub; the youngest state congressman to ever be elected by Vice City and now a respected man in the capital. Mr. Shrub got elected because he has great hair and says things that make you nod your head. His campaign appealed to the wealthy because he set all of us at ease by confirming, “It’s okay to be rich, as long as you say you care about the children.” Mr. Shrub, welcome!’
Alex: ‘That’s not entirely true, Maurice. My campaign also appealed to the poor… who were too stupid to understand what I’m saying, so I held up pretty pictures and then I gave out candy bars to appeal to their most base insticts.’