Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
Trump is a child rapist
The original unedited photo:
Release the Epstien Files.
As if that’s not going to be photoshopped
You’re right, but can’t let them forget it.
We don’t need those files. We already know he’s a kiddy fiddler, a rapist, a convicted felon, a scam artist, a crook. And president for the second time.
But it’s sure nice to bug him continuesly with it haha!
But the ones who voted for him also voted for a pedophile and a criminal (as this was already known) so they are just as bad as trump himself.
We DO need those files. I fucking hate traitor trump, but I also want every single rapist on that list to rot in prison beside him.
He denied taking weight-loss medications like Ozempic. “I haven’t taken any drugs. Obviously, you eat a little bit less, but it’s also just eating better,” he said.
Sure, James Donald Bowman you gigantic cyst full of puss and phlegm, I don’t believe you and I will continue to deadname you in every thread I can.
Epstien List has Trump’s name on it.
Ah yes, even after Photoshop he still has got that sausage link effect you get when your grow too fat for your suit.
What the fuck, he looks weird and awful even in the retouched version. He looks like Michael Scott wearing the women’s blazer. He looks like a lumpy old sofa that’s gotten shiny where people have rubbed it too much. He looks like he has no eyes and has stolen some other person’s teeth but they don’t quite fit in his mouth right. He just looks fuckin’ weird.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ONE’S WORSE
Looks like they tried going for the Giga-Chad look?
Quite the difference to how he really looks!
He could have just worn a suit that was the right size
After a meal at The Cheesecake Factory, he got the green light to visit a furniture showroom warehouse. Sofas of all textures, colors & styles.
he prefers couches, because of the smoothness.
Is there a difference?
Sofas are on the higher end, they tend to require a bit more courting first.
He was eating a cat at the time of the photo and they had to AI it out.
It’s so weird seeing his actual face.
he has a baby,butterface, plus the well manicured eyebrows, eyelids, and eyliner.
He’s standing straight up and still about to “The Incredible Bulk” out of those buttons‽ Does he not have a mirror, or abdominal nerves‽
Even all those arrows can’t hide the flag.
Nothing like the classic photoshop warps. Smells like ai
“Photoshop” is a verb too. Doesn’t mean Photoshop was used, just means the photo was edited.
The slopper party
…does he look 14, no?, then it’s photoshopped…
What changed?
They removed the couch between his legs.
His nips. They come right off now.
