Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
What the fuck, he looks weird and awful even in the retouched version. He looks like Michael Scott wearing the women’s blazer. He looks like a lumpy old sofa that’s gotten shiny where people have rubbed it too much. He looks like he has no eyes and has stolen some other person’s teeth but they don’t quite fit in his mouth right. He just looks fuckin’ weird.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ONE’S WORSE
This not really his official portrait, right?
Looks like they tried going for the Giga-Chad look?
Quite the difference to how he really looks!