That is true imo. Don’t want an evil woman with big tiddies as a gf
I legitimately love this stupid analogy.
Works for penises too.
A penis made of pennies
My penis is made of rai stones. You can look but don’t touch.
Does it work for ass pennies?
ACAB: All cup-sizes are beautiful
The best tits are the ones someone decides to share with you.
$100 in coins is way more valuable than bills. $100 in pennies is worth about $280 in scrap copper these days
Even though they’re mostly zinc now?
You can sell them to Ea-nasir.
Apparently the calculator i used refers only to pre-1982 pennies. But those are still plentiful and can be found without issue
These are my breasts, there are many like them, but these ones are mine
Without me, my breasts are nothing, without my breasts, I am nothing.
People ask guys if they’re into tits or ass.
My answer has always been the same.
Legs.
Fit legs?
You’re not gonna care about how big or small the t or a is or isn’t.
Clicked your link and was saying “it’s gotta be… It’s gotta be… It’s gotta be” over and over while my dogshit phone loaded YouTube. Genuinely fist pumped when it did. What a tuuuuune!!!
Some of us Millenials do unironically appreciate the greats of Boomer era music, hehe.
I threw ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’ into another comment about … I think one of the inciting comments included the phrase ‘massive milkers’ at some point, hahaha.
I honestly wonder what would happen if you played a Gen Z or A ‘the Lemon Song’ for the first time rofl.
But yeah I hadn’t realized ZZ had remastered Legs in 08 apparently, it does sound more detailed than what I remember from a cd version in the 90s.
I like smaller because I can fit more of them in my mouth. So far my record is still 1.
How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?
Because I squeezed my gf’s tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.
Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn’t mind 👍
so you would take the coins
I could fit so many coins in my mouth.
Do you have a pair of fuzzy dice where one of the sides reads ‘chubby bunny’?
Hahaha!
People are allowed to have their own preferences different from mine, but I’m always thrown off by the number of comments on the internet who insist they don’t care about boob size.
Personally, I’m like the fake straight persona that Captain Holt puts on in Brooklyn 99: “I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”
Huh, I tend to feel bad for their mid to lower back in 5 to 10 years.
Why do you wait so long to feel bad for them?
Because I’m still young enough that somebody I’d be likely to date probably would have about that much time before such back problems would crop up… well, assuming they try to do at least a bit of physical activity every other day or so.
I guess if that last part was not the case, then the back problems due to uber booba would occur roughly presently, so, semi-touche on that.
You can’t really tell from looks alone. I went to school with a girl who got a breast reduction at age 16 due to back problems. It didn’t look crazy or anything or maybe she hid it well, but it was just some issue she had that no one knew about or would have guessed.
Huh, that seems like a fairly rare occurence that you’d have to get it at age 16, but I do know that absolutely does happen.
… and/or me being from the US and your registered instance being… a Denmark instance?
Ya’ll probably have actual healthcare over there, lol, and maybe such procedures are somewhat more common?
There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
Sincerely,
Matelt
… so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
There is also such a thing as too large of a breast.
Look up the largest breast record holder.
That’s too fucking big.
I think that the insistence of “not caring about boob size” is really saying “I like boobies in the typical size and shape range”.
Extremes would probably break this rule, but extremes are just that
I mean I would still try sleeping with someone with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity
Purely a scientific endeavor. Indeed.
There’s kinda a song about that.
One person’s too big is another person’s “I don’t mind if they’re bigger”
I guess they have like a size range for me. So I do care, just tend to shy away from really large boobs.
There’s nothing wrong with them, but, idk there’s a certain point where they just look broken.
“Too small” is probably just flat. Admittedly I haven’t actually seen a ciswoman with an actual flat chest, but I’m sure someone is unlucky. And to be honest, I’m not even sure that wouldn’t be a turnoff, unless they looked way younger than they are.
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Large breasts are hypnotic in a way that smaller breasts aren’t, and I don’t deny that I’m attracted to them, but I’m not necessarily more attracted to them even though I am more likely to stare.
I also have a thing for the athletic flat-chested look. I had such a huge crush on my friend who was competitive long-distance runner.
All other things being equal I’d generally say bigger is better, but size is nowhere near the top of my criteria. That’s what I mean if I’m saying I don’t care about size; maybe that’s what others do too?
Quality over quantity
A wise friend once said, “the best boobs are the ones you can touch.”
The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?
Nah, I don’t like my own boobs
I don’t like them either. Unless…
give 'em to me, mine are too little
So y’all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
Fake: Anon is literate/erudite
Gay: Anon has to ask what he is supposed to find attractive in the opposite sex
The Great Philosopher then hands Anon $100 in Monopoly Money.
Anon Replies: “These bills are fake”
The philosopher shrugs: “My analogies aren’t perfect”
Monopoly money
Ah I see, the great philosopher is Eastern European
The farther east you go the more enlightened as well
Is that like anime Nasreddin Hoca with a gay twist that is apparently quite popular on the internet now, or is this something else?
Idk what your talking about
is this like a hideo kojima video game, or is this something else
Ohhh, Im not sure i found it on another lemmy post and felt it kinda fits lol
Well, monopoly money does have value technically, it’s just that it would be a ton of bills
How many monopoly bills would it take for a gas station to fill up my 7 gallon tank?
Depends on how much the owner likes monopoly or wants to start selling monopoly money.
But if you bundled it with the rest of the game, I’d imagine they’d be willing to trade about 5 or 7 bundles. Of course, it has to be the complete bundle, because the monopoly game without the money is valued far less than with the official money
“tits is tits.” - Flandish
I like boobies.
