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Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.
Y’all are way more generous and less petty than I’d be tempted to be.
A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.
That’s approximately what I would have budgeted for.
A whole box?
Damn, fancy
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”
Tell him it’s hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
I sucked a guys’s dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?
(I’m kidding lol, I’m still virgin)
It does work, but because the antibodies wear off over time, it’s necessary to regularly repeat the treatment. This is, in fact, a key driver of the success of Grindr
He got those good genes like that pants ad
Go to your room? drop an “ok boomer”, this fucker sounds like he’d explode at it
Just bide your time and wait for him to say that went by fast or time flies and hit him back with a hard f-word.
I work with a guy who went through something similar. He is ok now, very out and happy with his orientation but still will talk about it, and when he goes home for holidays they still are unaccepting. He’s 40 something and they still have not come to terms with his gayness.
My daughter’s girlfriend literally started crying one day “you guys are so accepting of me” she practically lives here because her parents are not. WTF, parents? I don’t get this. I live my straight lady life, their lives are theirs, their sexual orientation has no effect on me, unless they like assholes, which they do not, all have great boy-or-girlfriends.
Q: What does that say about dad watching fishing on tv rather than doing it for real on the water?
A: The man has sucked every dick in town.
Honestly wouldn’t acknowledge his existence. A younger version of myself would refuse to believe this was a true story and that people are like that. Now, I’m wise enough to choose my battles. Some people just aren’t worth your time.
call him a square
I have heard that it is hip to be square, though I am not sure that it is cool to be hip these days
Who among us ඞ can say what shape is best? We are all equally humbled by the unknowable geometry of cromulence. Topology is destiny, but Huey Lewis is old News.
I’m pretty sure it’s still hip to be cool though.
But is it groovy to be funky?
Word
At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?
Call kesb
fake: anon has any relationship with his dad whatsoever
gay: gay
Thank God those are separated incidents, otherwise this would be both fake and gay.
Honestly, I think his dad is just a giant abusive piece of shit, who would just use any excuse to beat the shit out of his son.
Interesting, I think this dad is completely imaginary, as is so often the case with greentexts
Interesting, I think the father is an amalgamation of several real father responses summed into one
The amount of reality bending going on in greentexts is unimaginable, so we might all be right
Everyone on the internet is a bot except you
Hey, the jumper cables need to get some use
And his mom says nothing. Thanks for being a complicant piece of shit anon’s mom.
My mom went a step further and told me I would never be in a happy and fulfilling relationship if I choose to date men
I can only assume she spoke from experience
Facts! my Dad’s an asshole who sent me to conversion camp. I’m so fucked up and I now only function on great amounts of THC
Ouch. Hope you can find some happiness despite that. If only to spite the idiots.
my first thought as well
Homophobe father deserves a Nobel Prize if his proposed sexuality-based time dilation is reproducible under lab conditions.
Can the world move to FST until drumph, poutine, and bibi are in hell? That would be sweet. We can change back after, or not, both are good.
Warts will only come back unless you fix the root cause with the proper medical treatment. In this case, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lead injection therapy.
