Conservative politicians including Keith Pitt and Craig Kelly say killing koalas with blunt force trauma is part of the plan to make way for a Queensland wind farm. But there's more to the story.
Clubbing koalas is a great, honorary, Australian tradition.
I mean, how would we make koala soup? K fries? Kwala beer?
We need them to be clubbed for the finer things in life.
Why, my grandpapa used to club at least a dozen on his way to school, and get a thruxpunce for the fur, a few tippen for their eyes, and a whole fwarthing for their gall bladders.
They were the days.
Damn you woke greenies, leave our club sports alone!
Clubbing koalas is a great, honorary, Australian tradition.
I mean, how would we make koala soup? K fries? Kwala beer?
We need them to be clubbed for the finer things in life.
Why, my grandpapa used to club at least a dozen on his way to school, and get a thruxpunce for the fur, a few tippen for their eyes, and a whole fwarthing for their gall bladders.
They were the days.
Damn you woke greenies, leave our club sports alone!
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