I used to live with a cat that was eating human hair occasionally. Because my wife has very thick hair, the hair would cause his poop pieces to stay connected, like a chain of poop. He’d sometimes have a piece of poop hanging out of his butt because of this. When he noticed it, he would sit down on it and drag his butt on the floor in an attempt to get rid of the poop. It usually worked, but created these long poop smears on the floor. Suffice to say, we got rid of all our carpets because of that cute little bastard :)
A crap crêpe
The old carpet in my last house had underlay foam covered in a thin layer of plastic. I didn’t realise my cat had managed to lift the corner behind the TV and eaten a strip of the plastic. He pooped out that strip with several chunks of turd wrapped around it like anal beads, started playing with it and left it in his favourite place, behind the TV. Didn’t find it for about a day, but I smelt it.
Cats truly are beautiful angels
Pure poetry, that is

Awareness and effort.
Aw silly puddy tat
That cat looks like it’s seen some shit.
Poo-rito
Mommy taught me to always hide the poop
Hah legend.




