She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.

Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex

We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn’t have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I’m not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.

Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.