This is DJ G bringing you all the good beats to get you through this day

Haha hello Melbourne DT’ers! This is your host Ms GA and I’m back and hosting another Friday thread.

Hope you have a marvellous Friday irl. And if not then I hope today’s thread will turn that around and you have fun here! ☀️

  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    I have a little story to tell. I’d never been interstate so for our first trip together we booked a flight to Tassie and booked a nice cabin out the back of the pub with a “continental breakfast” included. How good is that we thought. I wonder what a continental breakfast involves. Bacon, eggs maybe some sausages and mushrooms thrown in if we are lucky. Now we couldn’t google this because internet wasn’t really a thing back then. It was so long ago that we flew there on Ansett.

    Anyway we arrived at the pub to book in and thought we’ll stay for a meal. Half way through, old mate calls us over and says “Here, I may as well give this to you now so I don’t wake you up in the morning” and he hands us a freezer bag with 4 slices of white bread and a small carton of long life milk. Still nothing jerried.

    We get to the cabin and we do what any respectable couple does. He checks the TV for channels. I raid the fridge. And there I discovered the open jar of jam, Vegemite and margarine. “Um Dear, I don’t think the continental breakfast is what we think it is” “What do you mean?”" Well there’s condiments in the fridge. I think it just means toast".

    Everytime we here those words “continental breakfast” we laugh.

    • Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      1 year ago

      Many years ago I went to Tasmania for my honeymoon. One night we went to the local fish and chip shop, and attempted to order grilled fish. We were told (in the most toneless and expressionless way possible) “we only have fried.” So we changed to fried fish. Tried to order a steamed dim sim, were told “we only have fried.” Eventually we managed to work out an acceptable order containing only fried food, including a minimum serve of chips. Which turned out to be a small bucket full. We pretty much gave up at that point, ate our minute serve of chips, and “we only have fried” became an oft-repeated comment whenever we ordered food.

      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        1 year ago

        😂. I knew a fish & chip shop ran by an old guy. He never changed the oil and when people came in and ordered say a hamburger he’d point to the sign and say “NO. JUST. FISH. AND. CHIPS”. Locals knew to stay away. It was basically a front so he can listen to the races on the wireless out the back away from his wife.