• Rusty Raven @aussie.zoneM
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    1 year ago

    I have investigited the incident. 🚨 👮‍♂️ Cooking potatoes without a microwave does look very suspicious, however I am unable to make an arrest at this time due to the lack of a handcuff emoji.

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        1 year ago

        But surely that is not appropriate until after trial, when a conviction has been obtained and sentence passed. Locking someone up without due process on the basis of nothing more than suspicious potato cooking methods seems a little draconian.

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          These are magic tiny chains and lock shaped into handcuffs, to make sure the only way their hands can prepare a potato is to microwave it.