Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
I’m pregnant and it’s yours. :( What do you want me to do?
Crush it.
…oh
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Interrupting people extremely often.
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Brutal
Yes.
