or if any of y’all wanna chat, I got heeeeellllla time on my hands

here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    7 months ago

    here because aliens tried to bum fuck me (no questions about got why im in here allowed)

    1. So, um, how’s it going?
    2. What would you normally be doing right now?
    3. What hobbies do you have?
    4. How long are you going to be the hospital?
    5. Any cute nurses you can throw my way?