• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Please, god, don’t let the leopards invade into Canada with their facivorus tendencies. We’re at the brink of overpopulation where it comes to edible faces but I’m hoping against hope.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 hours ago

      … any chance you’ll accept those who spent the last decade warning their self-stupifying countrymen against electing the Let the Leopards Loose circus show frontman… and are now themselves fleeing … the leopards…

      … any chance you’ll let us in?

      We won’t be voting for the conservatives.

      just uh… asking for a … friend. yep. a friend.