Downvotes for that? Must have been some triggered pre-finger-blasted altered boys.

And if he practiced boxing at some point, he should know how to “rope a dope”.

But you do have to pronounce it in Italian so it’ll probably be Papa Pizzaballahs.

If they pick a dope, you’ll need to help the dope pope cope as a co-pope.

You know they used ChatGPT to pick this new dude.

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

I heard that it already is available and active but I can’t say more because it’s double top secret classified.

But they always quit a few weeks in.

But she didn’t have to wipe, supposedly, so all good.

Isn’t the dude behind the yellow lady the Groundhog Day president? And is that Dr. Phil in the crowd too? The fuck these assholes all happy about cutting funding to news agencies!

It’s basically an open air tattoo.

Sure, that’s how 5d(igits) chess is played.

I’m over here doing 5d chess like Trump with the economy, immigration and water pressure. Basically playing myself because no one wants to follow along.

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

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Flip flopper in chief?

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

Ratings. Flip flop Trump sees that he’s not liked in the polls and will flip and flop without hesitation.

Leaky implies “not intentionally released” but in this dude’s case, it’s leverage for making more money.

Does the deal come with gargling autocrat jizz or do you throw that in for free?