Does the deal come with gargling autocrat jizz or do you throw that in for free?

Maybe where you shop.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

Boeing: No receipt, no return. Sorry Mate.

He looks like Arthur Fonzarelli to me in his eyes and total expression. Like he hit the top of the jukebox but the music didn’t play.

I thought he was talking about Jesus and his homies.

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

Kids can’t integrate coins in their bodies because there are more credit cards?

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

Basic resources are SO overrated.

Is El Salvador going to be the next Australia?

I think the cat is definitely dead

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Ahl fair dinkum mate

Jackson was a less well known slave raper that Jefferson.

Fucking a slave?

He could’ve meant, “I don’t even know who he is anymore” cause they used to be buddies.

By the weekend? You need more than 24 hours for such a simple and straightforward task? Come on bruh? /s

You know damn well what you did, guy.