I have an enormous purple pointer so people can see it when I’m screen sharing. Prove me wrong.

They were flippable in the Windows 95/98 era. Is this no longer the case?

We’re walkin here!

They should add winderised too if they’re going to do that. (sample usage: me, just now)

Did you not always think it was all a sham though?

Were the paranormal community affected too?

So it’s just coffee with milk in?

that’s why I keep it in the garage in a plastic tub.

i like the idea of these Raise The Colours idiots painting stuff red, white and blue in France.

Extra easy because the whole FPTP system has been carefully designed over the decades so that only a small handful of areas decide the election. Just declare another national emergency saying that illegals are planning to infiltrate the election, mass deployment of ICE thugs snatching citizens from voting queues, job done.

The iphone keyboard is dogshit now.

Don’t cry for them - they still sold loads.

My boy cat switches between hiding under the bed and running around like a maniac throughout the day, but bedtime is snuggle time.

At work now we’re having team learning sessions that are just one person doing a change incredibly slowly using AI while everyone else watches, but at least I can keep doing my regular work if it’s a Teams call. It usually takes the AI about 45 minutes to decide what I immediately knew needed doing.

The Undertaker throwing Mankind off the top of Hell In A Cell and through the announcers’ table.

Both of mine will allow belly rubs, but hate being picked up and will never sit on your lap. I wouldn’t have minded more of a mix of preferences.

My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

Same, with the tuxedo boy.