Kelsey Grammer is a MAGAt

I’ve seen this in other contexts: if you see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t.

this just has me wishing that reporters would start asking him basic cognitive test questions in their press conferences. what year is it? how many animals can you name in a minute? draw an analog clock at 10:20

Did we ever expect anything else?

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Pixels have been affected by higher battery drain since the March 2026 update. Google has acknowledged the issue. No fix has yet been made.

“I’m his fan. I believe Hitler is a good Führer,” she said. “What he is doing to Jews isn’t fair.”

I honestly didn’t think we had a CDC anymore

So I guess the Nazi overcoat wasn’t standard issue after all? Shocking.

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Someone already did this. It did better following plot than anticipated, but it was bone dry and lifeless as you would expect.

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rtfa. they’re doing a trial at distribution centers. this is mostly training for the AI at this point. there’s no way they’re putting these things to work in stores yet. one Flipper Zero incident away from losing a half a million dollars.

my favorite part of this is that after decades of sci-fi dystopias based on fear of evil AI overlords that destroy the Earth, in reality we’re creating a dystopia where we destroy the Earth to build a bunch of shitty plagiarism bots and treat them like they’re AI overlords.

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the real crime is that they stopped doing the big parachute after like the second grade