I have dogs, so right away nothing is off the menu.

Horrifying: the lab has sniffed out and swallowed baby bunnies whole, twice.

Gross: both dogs will eat the shit of any wild animal they find. They especially like cat shit. They both used to raid the cat box if unsupervised.

he’s 81 years old and thinks his opinion should still matter. it’s distressingly common in the American gerontocracy and, well, we’ve all seen the results.

fucking Josh Hawley looking like the guy who wasn’t invited into the conversation but donkey laughs for attention

No, no there is not. Didn’t happen.

They pretty much just did this. Please don’t watch it.

The current Secretary of the Smithsonian is a Black guy who was just featured on Meet the Press. I’m sure that’s a coincidence.

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When I see 85 I assume it’s an obituary, not a retirement. Pelosi is retiring from Congress at 85 years old. This is obscenity. We need an age limit for government positions, and it’s going to have to come from the ground up because they will never do it themselves.

Anyway, bye Nancy. You did suck.

because the internet is just six social media platforms and each is full of pictures of posts from the other five

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I’ve seen this in other contexts: if you see someone stealing diapers, no you fucking didn’t.

this just has me wishing that reporters would start asking him basic cognitive test questions in their press conferences. what year is it? how many animals can you name in a minute? draw an analog clock at 10:20

Did we ever expect anything else?

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Pixels have been affected by higher battery drain since the March 2026 update. Google has acknowledged the issue. No fix has yet been made.

“I’m his fan. I believe Hitler is a good Führer,” she said. “What he is doing to Jews isn’t fair.”

I honestly didn’t think we had a CDC anymore