• Takeshidude@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your Windows so you can use Windows while you use Windows

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    The only possible way Microsoft can be this bad at naming things is if they are actively doing it on purpose.

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      24 minutes ago

      How can they expect regular people to remember what the Windows app does? It would seriously be better to pick a word at random than to overload the meaning of “Windows” again.

      Here are some way better names right off the top of my head:

      • Kablam!
      • Telefenestra
      • Portle
      • Microsoft micro/do
  • rocci@lemmy.ml
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    3 hours ago

    Classic Microsoft, muddying the waters of something that was clearly defined in its role and name

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    Lol, they’re just renaming Remote Desktop to Windows.

    So I can use Windows to connect to Windows, and run my Windows.

    Truly a moment of marketing brilliance.

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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    5 hours ago

    Is that kind of like how I talk to my team on the team’s app and send files and messages to them in the team in the teams app?

    They seriously need a new marketing group.

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      It’s like how they made the Xbox, then the Xbox one, then the Xbox one X, then the Xbox series X. (Yeah there were other options between/simultaneous, but this sequence is a nice clean illustration.)

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        I mean, it’s internally consistent with the inbetween too, for the first three:

        They went Xbox, did a 360 to face the same direction, and re-released the Xbox 1

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            Yup. Could’ve been a future where they went from Xbox 360 to Xbox 720 to Xbox 1080 and so on. They probably got scared that some of the audience would have thought that the Xbox 720 would only do 720p, then crapped the bed.

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      They literally ran out of ideas, like, 20 years ago?

      They’ve just been trying to say random-ass shit to justify their marketing budget since then.

      Windows basically stopped around 7 and mostly went backwards, and when is the last time you thought about the version of office you use? Do you even use office, or can you get by with google docs?

      OneDrive is by far more of a pain in the ass than anything else, nobody ever WANTS to use it, they mostly get hijacked by it early on and try to ignore it like a masturbating hobo on a subway car.

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    Can’t believe they don’t have proofreaders at ars technicha. Reading is fundamental 😘

    It’s not a Windows app, it’s an app for macOS, IOS, and Android.