mycus

Just wash your flies before consumption.

This might help with that.

Still, I regret ever buying a Nvidia Optimus laptop.

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edit: lmao got’em

This was circa 2003 when I was a 5 or 6 yo gremlin.

I was jumping on my aunt’s couch like a maniac, slipped and hit my forehead on a glass table’s corner; full-speed.

The table shattered, my cranium shattered and the only thing I remember is that, on the way to the hospital, the city was cold as hell.

And now I look like a penis :)