get real that would never happen

god is known for doing genocide

i hate Linux (users) as much as the next guy but my windows pc wouldnt stay asleep if i gave it an od of ambien

it wakes up randomly throughout the night fairly often

“linux is more capable but its just not capable of running anything”

yeah im more than capable to run a marathon. i have two legs. i am not able to run a marathon. having the means to run one doesnt put me in the same party as people that have ran a marathon.

aka linux users coping like usual

“some of you may die, but thats a sacrifice im willing to make”

ugh welcome to earth where the only way to have a healthy “economy” is for people to suffer. but we cant seem to just live in peace and help eachother out without monetary benefits. so people are forced to suffer because of greedy bastards.

LETS GO WE NAILED IT GUYS

i hardly use lemmy compared to rif but i was under the belief reddit content is just better but the app sucks. i was wrong turns out it all sucks. rif just gave the shit a tuxedo.

nowadays i look at reddit and the content is asisine its all the same shitty headlines and weird ask questions “how much sex does the average woodchuck have during football season?”

it feels like Facebook. lifeless and like everyone is pretending

play quest based modpacks

i live very close to a target and dont have a car so its my main grocery store location.

ive honestly never been poor enough to justify the risk of stealing but i also have crippling anxiety and even the thought of it going wrong is too much.

shit id prolly turn around if the sensors started to beep id be like “yoo sorry i didnt know haha plz don’t hurt me” the irony is im not afraid of physical pain, more the financial pain. coz im a shredded rock climber/calisthenics guy. sadly violence just gets people into more actual trouble. otherwise my roommate would be very worse for wear though we gave him an apartment warning instead (of a beating).

woah woah skip the caffeine just take notes and read about stuff constantly until its the only thing you think about then youll finally have learned smth

caffeine doesnt help it just makes your muscles unable to relax youve been marketed a muscle spasm in a drink that you buy every day.

if people slept healthily and ate healthily and generally chose to live better than they wouldnt need caffeine.

i use the Evie launcher and i think its the best but i dont think it exists on playstore anymore, last time i tried it was a scam app copy

i have it from like 2 phones ago

does the door alarm not go off? ive always been paranoid to try just incase i somehow end up in jail over a candy bar or smth

i saved so much money having crazy anxiety and becoming super ripped from calisthenics i did in my room

but im also a rock climber and i save money there by working at a climbing gym

i have a porn account but the porn on this app sucks

putting out the fire of gender inequality with oil

its interesting how when people are a majority they dont see the irony in their actions.

they probably had a lot more fun than you did tho

why would you expect each tab connected to the same window to each have a different cache or whatever as if it wasnt connected to the same window.

it seems counterintuitive to expect that.

unless yall mean opening up multiple windows then i ask what r u using incognito for so much. nobody cares about you or your data in any significant way thatll affect you.

yeah that seems intended and obvious to me as well

wait til they learn and the non carbon dioxide pollutants that are 100x worse

wait til he learns what android is

but u just said u wash ur feet this guy said he doesnt wash his feet at all