By Brian Bienkowski Kraft Heinz, the food giant behind dozens of popular brands including Oscar Mayer, Jell-O, Velveeta and Kool-Aid, will not launch any new foods with synthetic dyes and will remove the dyes from its current products by the end of 2027, the company said Tuesday.
The green will now be colored with the all natural bile of the endangered snow leopard.
Snot from sick orphans is cheaper.
Heinz executives:
I’d probably do really well as a capitalist. My only failing is that I am empathetic to the suffering of my fellow humans. 😔
That’s a disqualifier right there. You better pack it up.