I’m off to the airport, see youse guys real soon 🥰
Have fun with the hobbits!!!
Rate the hobbits out of hobbits
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Edit: sees it’s NZ
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Take care :)
Bon Voyage!
Eeeek, I’m so excited for you!! Safe travels!
Safe travels! Weather not looking good here for next few days so jelly you’re going to NZ!
Have fun!
Have a nice relaxing time 🙏🧊😬
Have a safe trip!!!
My meows are realistic enough that it attracted the attention of a strolling cat who looked disappointed before moving on. Further meows were ineffective.
FUCKING DONE. 12 FUCKING HOURS IN OFFICE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I am not getting less than 4 hours of Simon time tonight. I refuse to go home and just crash. Fuck that.
I will always find the look a cat gives you when you accidentally touch them after they’ve cleaned themselves utterly hilarious.
Just absolute disdain lol
Accidentally? We do that for shits and giggles!
rub them the wrong way
7.5 hours to go.
Kill me now. Why can’t I be a spoilt housecat instead of the slave of one :(
The Seagoon has landed.
It’s like a jump in Sliders, it looks the same in nearly everyway , just has these little differences.
3 hours. Now that the stores are closed, they’ll attempt their IT requirements.
Here comes the tsunami
Edit: I feel awful because the strays will be fed 3 hours late but there’s nothing I can do :(
You can do it! Not long to go now!
Just dropped a coffee mug whilst doing the dishes. It smashed on the tiles. Was one of the ones I liked. Boo-hoo.
Fuck. Did you stare at it until you realised you can’t put Humpty back together again?
Yes, accompanied by a vague moan.
Noooooo!
Let the 12 hour day begin :(
Boo
Was tired but now can’t sleep. Been scrolling Imgur, looking at real estate I fantasize about buying, clearing emails and quiet stuff on my phone. At least it’s lovely and quiet.
Damn stabbing bra wire!
Thought I’d found somebody’s missing cat today, but sadly not.
I’m now curious how the whole cat thing went down. Did you kidnap a random cat and now don’t know who it belongs to? Did you have a delusional moment where you thought you found a cat but it turned out to be a pair of balled up socks in reality?
😹 there was a random cat in my yard yesterday annoying my boys through the window.I took pics. This morning somebody put up a lost post that looked the same, but after extra detailed pattern analysis of the two it was not the right cat. Sadness.
YL walks in and says “What is this song I keep singing?” I listen, I answer “Air Supply. All out of love”. She walks out and I hear a tiny “fuck”.
She’s so lost without you…
True
But I know we were right, believing for so long
That was the bit she was really passionate about.
Hahaha
I made this for breakfast yesterday. I’m not sure what to call it. Slow cooked marinated lamb, fried onion, and scrambled egg on pita with chilli sauce. It needed something to wake up the flavour. I like chilli sauce, but it was slightly overpowering and made the dish one dimensional.

Worcestershire sauce would be my go to rather than chilli. Complex, tangy and not heavy on the tongue. But then I am going through a love affair with worcestershire sauce rn so don’t mind me.
I don’t really reach for that as often as I should.
It’s delicious on sautéed spinach leaves
Yass!
I’d call that hangover food. Go with garlic sauce next time or hummus or tahini.
Noted. The garlic sauce could give it the punch it needs.
For sure.
Hummus works with scrambled eggs and lamb in lebanese dishes and so does tahini sauce. Gives the dishes a kinda creamy taste.
Jeez I really need to up my breakfast game.
A good sprinkle of zaatar and dollop of sour cream or yoghurt. Some cherry tomatoes would give a bit of sweetness.
Definitely will try that. Thanks
I watched Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and it confirmed to me how precious Americans are. The ship is in a state of anarchy and they were more concerned about how long they can hold out for before they needed to shit into a biohazard bag.
The highlight for me was when a crew member described the state of the dunnies. (Not verbatim) "There was poo. A layer of toilet paper. Poo. Toilet paper. Poo. It was like a lasagne.
I couldn’t stop laughing. 5/5 hobbits
At bush doofs we used to call using a poo filled port-a-loo “Mr Whippy” due to the stack.
Fuck 😂 😂 😂
We saw that, definitely 5/5 hobbits. How about the people taking Imodium so they didn’t poo…for days?! It’s put me off ever going on a cruise, though
If it’s any consolation, that cruise caused many of the big cruises to install back up generators onboard their ships 😂 and have secondary engine rooms!
Yeah. I would’ve found a dark corner somewhere instead. (Not in my cabin though)
Happy EOFY to all those who celebrate 🙏
There will not be time to celebrate. Just sayin.
Have been saving a very upmarket choc bunny from Easter to eat tonight when all the shenanigans of EOFY are over (FINALLY!!!). May indulge in a few champers too.
Then all the stuff that our clients have been saving up ‘for the new FY’ will hit on Tuesday/Wednesday.
Pray for me.
I will pray for you. Please pray for me as I have another 19 hours to work over the next 36.
Aaaaaargh.
Thots & pears. Think of all that lovely overtime - and all the Gibsontreats you can buy with the money …
Sadly I’m salary and management :(
But I’m taking a day of Toil whether they like it or not.
@Force_majeure123 @YarraByte I feel like I have noticed much less EOFY sales and offers than usual…
They all suck nowadays anyway
there are fewer stores
@Seagoon_ hmm good point!!
I am celebrating after finally sorting out my budget/finances for the end of year yesterday. I used the “I’m in the middle of moving” excuse to push things off for far too long.
Happy EOFYS. May you nab a good bargain today.



















