4chan’s unique mix of garbage and treasure, subversion and trope adherence offers intrinsic value to all of its stories. Until you reach the last line, you can never be certain where it will go.

But more than that, this is some misanthropic kid’s attempt at connecting to a wider audience, regardless of outcome or response. They’re a newborn, stretching out their fingers for the first time, freshly experiencing existence in an eclectic space that accepts all comers with near-equal ambient hostility. But yeah, this was a waste of time to read. And that’s probably what they were going for.

It’s a shitpost

Everyone calling this shit posting when it’s just some guy’s fetish fantasy written down.

It’s just the creative writing variant of shitposting.

Sometimes more literal than others.

A creative exercise by an infantile mind, one we can only hope will in some way lead to positive growth

I was absolutely thrilled.

And to OP yea I think you’re clear

OP, you’re in the clear!

I chuckled

The point is to draw out people who are depressed so we can be pointed towards help /j?