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merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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merari42@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    PORNHUB

    It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

    I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

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      These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

      But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

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      See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

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        Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

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          Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!

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            You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

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              That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?

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                No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling

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                  It might need to be a rather hot river then.

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        What’s the problem with sax and rope?

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          six and ripe?

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            Epples and benenes?

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        Seggs, unalive, grape

        I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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          Whatever happened to prawns?

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            Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!

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          I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?

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            True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms

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          Don’t forget Ouide

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            Guess I did. What’s that?

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              It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”

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      Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.

      Pray tell, which health issues would those be?

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        Wrist pain.

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          meh, I have another one.

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            Dual wrist pain

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