Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):
cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.
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I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don’t have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn’t a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I’d bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
It might need to be a rather hot river then.
What’s the problem with sax and rope?
six and ripe?
Epples and benenes?
Seggs, unalive, grape
I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms
Whatever happened to prawns?
Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!
Don’t forget Ouide
Guess I did. What’s that?
It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
Wrist pain.
meh, I have another one.
Dual wrist pain
I’m actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it’s not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me…
maybe I’m missing out because I don’t watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it’s a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
- no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
- buffering is efficient and quick
- subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
- can change volume and resolution
- can be judged by community with a non-karma system
- little to no algorithm or AI slop
- can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
- peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
- privacy friendly
- can download, usable offline
- none of that copyright bullshit
In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.
pornhub is p2p?
I think he was answering the question “how good does a video player need to be?”, because many of those points don’t apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper
tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)
Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That’s just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.
TikTok doesn’t even let you scrub, at all.
Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.
Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.
Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the “waveform” thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.
Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.
I want the word “unalived” to be killed or murdered in the most vile and explicit way possible for a word.
If be happy if that word committed suicide.
Can we PLEASE make ffmpeg use GPL for everything?
Actually, can we do that for just all open source software. I’m getting kinda tired of large multinationals using open source for free to make billions over billions and then give back a dollar or so for each of those…
Maybe there are exceptions here and there but most companies give back shit
Or make a license that companies making money from the software have to contribute.
That’s cute. As if commercial entities don’t contribute to foss 🤣
I bet you there is at least 3M worth of investment from folks bring paid in this thread.
They… Usually don’t.
Not a single company I’ve worked for actually makes FOSS contributions to the dependencies they rely upon.
Then you work for shitty little companies. These companies put in millions a year.
Source:
Trust me bro
https://opensourcefundingsurvey2024.com/
Jackass. It’s not hard to even attempt to look into this shit. But this place is only for circlejerks 🤦♂️
But they don’t though, they take more & give less (if not outright steal)
No, they don’t. And I didn’t know where you guys came up with this. You honestly think any real development to shit like k8s, Kafka, and most of Apache foundation software is just being tinkered with people working for free?
Sure there are areas where there is more “free” support. But the shit that runs servers and the web, highly highly corporate supported. Nothing about it is free.
& then they steal & engage in rugpull & never contribute.
👌👍
Final Fantasy Mpreg
If I’m gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
Self-censorship is the worse censorship.
Fuckin A right
It’s f*cked
Reminder FFMPEG can execute simple edits all on it’s own & has built-in automation
Why don’t they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It’d be a win-win.
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FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
what will you do? edit the meme template?
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well
Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)
FFmpreg
Finally! I am not the only rotten mind
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space
