Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool…
I made a bunch of Karentops the other day, and used this picture for one
I think Elmo is a reformed kiddy diddler. He’s into AI now, that is Artificial Insemination, because apparently his little pee pee was broken during botched enlargement surgery, so all his kids are now conceived via AI. Donny 2 Inches though, made a different choice, because even though his wee little pee pee is a teeny tiny mushroom, he didn’t choose enlargement surgery. He just opted for smaller vaginas.
I’ve seen the dick claim about Elon a few times on here. Do you happen to have a source? I’ve been coming up short trying to verify it.
It was trending on Twitter, when twitter was a thing. Azealia Banks verified that Elmo’s then partner Grimes, had told her about a botched penile implant. I don’t use twitter any more, so you may have to search further yourself…
That gives me a starting point, thanks!
There’s also the offers of artificial insemination… When he asks his employees to have his kids, it’s not the natural way
Ain’t nobody as big an issue in the files as the orange pedo-in-chief
Now this is an interesting turn of events
Melt! Down!
Melt! Down!
Melt! Down!
Melt! Down!
I hope these fucks all have a policy of mutually assured destruction between them
That was the whole point. Powerful people were worried that Epstein would talk, so he was suicided.
Let the Xhitter wars begin.
Wait, that’s already been happening for a long time.
That was all for show.
Lock this Pedo up!
Round 1
Pedophile fight!
Anyone else see the most recent Peacemaker episode?
“Spider Man meme!”
Fuck yeah!
Trump is so dumb he doesn’t see how bad that makes him look. Even if he wasn’t in the files, all the people surrounding you are? Fucking idiot. I just hope he sundowns one day and says on national tv how much he loved raping all those kids
They edited him out and put some people in. Couldn’t this be the case? There is never going to be an unedited list and I think the strategy is to fuck around with it until no one believes it anymore or people pick out what they want to believe or not.
They muddied the waters, mission accomplished.
Musk fucked kids. His dad fucked his stepdaughter, so it’s probably good he only has boys (biological) or he’d be fucking his kids.
Isn’t the obvious implication regarding the stuff about his dad, that he too (Elon that is), might also be a victim?
Well, I’m not saying no—but I haven’t heard anything about his dad diddling boys. HOWEVER, that hatred for his (trans) daughter might stem from that, but honestly I think it’s all about how men should be able to do anything to the inferior breeding hole, and that no son of his will be one.
Which is why he accused that guy of being a pedo out of nowhere years ago, and why he told us Trump was in the Epstein files. Don’t get me wrong trump is obviously a pedophile too, but the fact that Musk is so trigger happy on that particular accusation leads me to zero surprise that he’s in those files too
What makes you think the boys are safe?
I can see him fucking his trans daughter as a punishment for being trans. He seems like the kind of person who would use sex to humiliate.
Maybe if he had a functioning penis. Apparently, his wee wee was broken during botched enlargement surgery, which is why all his many kids are AI (Artificial Insemination, lol).
I’m not sure there’s any actual evidence to support a penis enlargement surgery. However, I would not be surprised if he has erectile dysfunction because of drug abuse. He’s also 54 years old, and most men over 40 experience erectile dysfunction at some level.
And to be sure you know I’m not trying to defend him, I think he should jump off a cliff
He has two daughters. One is trans the other is the sister of his human shield X AE A-ii
Sorry, can you repeat that name? Your message seems to have become garbled at the end there
X AE-Aii AKA Human Shield
He has an actual biological female child?
Her name is Exa Dark Siderael she is the little sister of X AE A-ii who is the little boy he was using a a human shield while he was doing the shady Dodge shit. Her mom is the techno dj lady “Grimes”
Yes
It’s just safe to assume nearly any rich millionaire or billionaire is in the files. Musk, was a given. The sissy slapfight between a self-righteous zealot and a convicted fascist resumes.
As opposed to the poor millionaires and billionaires.
Careful you’ll draw the ire of the “my favorite mega rich celebrity isn’t bad” folks.
I still think it’s worth pointing out that the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is about a billion dollars.
Oh good, we’re narrowing the number to how much rich is an isn’t okay.
In this context, why the hell wouldn’t you? If you need a freaking logarithmic scale for it, if the gap between haves and have nots is this lopsided, at the very least making a conservative “no matter where we put a line maybe a billion is too much” is a useful thing to go. We can quickly quibble over whether multimillionaires should exist, but no matter what, the existence for billionaires is a failing of society.
I mean, I wasn’t being sarcastic. I actual meant “oh good” but considering I have 12 downvotes I’m assuming everyone took that to offense somehow.
Ya, I read it as sarcasm, apparently I’m not alone there. No harm no foul, but sorry for misreading it.
Have you used Lemmy before today? I am unaware of any noticeable techbro simping on this platform. In fact nearly everyone hates everyone here lol
Man, this is like the mutually assured destruction around firing nukes. Elon is definitely going to drop trump in it now.
He already did
and NOTHING happened lol. Americans are toast.
So the alliance within the Guardians Of Pedophiles is cracking? That’s super rad.
I know it was cliche to post Epstein distraction memes, but this is why. It’s gonna sweep the leg of the oligarchs. Or it better, anyway. I’m not exactly holding my breath.
Panama Papers would like a word with you.
Ooooohh right. Well, shit
Now I’m even more concerned about Elon’s plan to confine his various partners and offspring to The Compound.
Is he gonna be like that guy from Game of Thrones that lived with his daughter-wives and would put out in the snow any baby boys?
Yikes. I didn’t even want to read that article.
EDIT: The headline alone is enough. Did not read it.
I’m not reading it but unfortunately I have an imagination.
If you know any of the history of what Mormons like to do then no imagination needed.
Just to be clear, I did not read it.
I thought overpopulation was a bigger issue than declining birth rates
It is, but overpopulation means the dregs fight each other. Under population or declining birth rates means the populace has more power. The elites can’t have that.
