Let’s say people can’t agree on the time to go to bed, and each timezone declared war on every other timezone. Who would win in this conflict? What alliances would form, and will there be betrayal? What would the new world order look like with a standard time for everyone?
GMT+8 looks good with the entire population of China on its side. GMT+1 and +2 have large chunks of Europe and Africa and could be quite strong too. The timezones in the east and west coast of the U.S. might also stand a good chance.
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Definitely +8, they have like a third of the world’s population.
The first to lose world be +8.25 they’re at the bottom of Western Australia. There’s roughly 12 people there unless Bruce is passing through. A fuck ton of emu war veterans though. From the side that won
Not to mention that the entirety of China, a singular political and military entity (a fairly strong one nonetheless), is somehow all +8 due to a technicality
Now all of China knows you’re here!
The one with the entire country of china obviously
Yeah I’m regretting migrating from West Australia to East…
Enjoy the new hegemony, you dirty ass sand gropers!
Brother are we the same person?
I don’t regret moving over though lol
Only a few of us are skilled enough to escape that hot mess.
Probably China. It’s one nation, full of industry and under a single leadership. They could produce whatever they needed. China is one time zone.
Next competitor is the slice encompassing a large number of countries in Africa as well as most of western Europe. Huge number of people and industries contained in that slice, but they lack common leadership.
Greenwich Mean Time.
Because it’s mean.
China’s cheating, it’s all crammed forcefully into one timezone, Beijing’s!
In far western China in winter, it could be noon and the sun is barely rising over the horizon. Then in summer the sunset might be at around 1am.I never noticed that China only has one time zone. Must be terrible for the people on the west end
Banking and government office hours!
Oh and +1 isn’t. Look at it, they put Spain in Berlin’s time zone to appease an angry loser 90 years ago and just left it there
China.
Any war with this many aggressors who were all opposed to each other absolutely would just look like everyone killing each other at random. Even without nukes, it would be madness on a scale never before seen, resulting in a quieter, nay sleepier world.
China.
Not even a question.
They have 1 time zone.
Wow is that map ever a trainwreck
But -5 stronk like bull
Where’s -5? The map’s way too grainy for me to see.
East coast of North America / West coast of South America
Kiribati wins!
They can just go back in time, DUH!
US and Russia would tear themselves apart internally. That leaves China with the largest functioning army, vs the EU if they can mobilize fast enough
Whatever the China Time zone is obviously.
It would result in the total collapse of the entire time zone system. Every location would switch to local solar time and the war would be over.
When those areas need to communicate with each other, they would develop a new global time system that simply counts seconds from a particular moment in time. Sort of like unix time, but with the epoch set to the moment the new system was launched.
Develop a new time global system? We Brits can’t even agree on what to call a bread roll!
It’s breadcake. Problem solved. No further discussion necessary
You shut your filthy whore mouth.
Its a cob.
I will also accept bap.
Love some nice baps
The rest of the world can use the new standard, and ignore the Brits. They can keep their Brexit while the rest of the world can move on. Everybody wins!
Everybody wins!
Except the Brits, haha
+12 would just ignore you all
MapswithNZ? Wtf?
Yeah we would, stay away
+8 or +1 (don’t forget Nigeria)
